NO you CANNOT eat me out

The sick immoral stuff I have to deal with.

So I am at the mall shopping for school clothes at Nordstrom. I look hella cute in a small white mini and matching white sleeveless top and my pink converse sneakers. I load up on my purchases and head on over to the food court to wait for dad, who is still in Bass Pro Shops. I sit at a table and pull my phone out and start browsing my Snapchat and Instagram.

This guy, probably about 24 or so, comes up to my table and starts talking to me. Now, I readily admit I am not social able at all. Like NOT AT ALL. If I do not want to talk to you then I will NOT talk to you. And I would never just approach a stranger in the mall for any reason. So the conversation goes like this:

"Hi, mind If I sit with you?'

"I do mind actually."

"Oh 'cmon, I'm harmless, I just want to be friendly."

"If you want to be friendly then just go, I am not interested even in the slightest."

"You know, when a girl that looks like you dresses like that, she is signaling she wants to get eaten out."

"Excuse me?"

"Look at you. You know you are hot so you dress provocatively to get a reaction from guys, then you get all pissy when they Do react to you. The only reason a girl like you wears a WHITE miniskirt that barely covers her ass is because she wants a man to lay her back, spread her legs, and eat her pussy out."

So I look at him and I say:

"You are totally correct. However, since you discovered my secret plan you will never, and I mean NEVER, get to experience the pure sexual joy of eating my pussy. Now go away or I will have mall security shoot you."

So he stomps away all angry and stuff. I swear, I like to dress the way I do because I look hella cute and it is comfortable. I am NOT advertising my vagina to be eaten out. TBH the way guys are, my pussy will NEVER get eaten out because if this is what all men are like I ain't ever gonna get married!!!

Total disgusting immorality. I told dad and he said next time to just taze the guy or pepper spray him...but if I do to record it and put it on you tube.

I love my dad soooooooooooooooo much! :)

Thanks for reading!
Steff