Fall is here!

So Fall has started and it is already getting cooler where I live (I will not reveal where because my stalker, fat pedophile Chobittsu, would love that!). But trust me, its flannel shirts at night time already.

So we WON again today! Yay! I like to think its partly due to the awesome job cheer squad is doing (because we are! Duh), but honestly its probably because we have been playing scrub teams lately in High school Football. Next week we play the defending state champs and I gave a feeling we are going to get raped faster than a white girl in a black neighborhood.

So I was cheering today and dad was watching me like he always does. But I also see Bekah in the stands by herself and she sees me and smiles and I smile back and give her a wave. So after the game I  walk off the field and looks for her, I see her sitting in the stands and I walk up to her and she is all "hey!" and I just run up to her and grab her and hug her tights and she is all "whoah! hey! ha ha ha you miss me?" and I look her in the eyes and softly say "yes" and she looks at me and says "I missed you too."

SO I take her by the hand and lead her down the bleachers and go looking for dad. I keep holding her hand and I wont let it go. We find dad and I say "Hey! We won again!" and dad says "yeah that other team sucked, are they a special needs school?" and I am all "OMG stop it!" and we laugh. SO I am standing there holding Bekah's hand and dad says "How about us 3 go to Outback?" And I am all "OMFG REALLY!?!?! YES! BEKAH YES?" and Bekah laughs and says "Sure I can order a salad." and dad is all "a salad?" and I say "yes she is vegan or something but i will cure her of that too." and I squeeze her hand tight.

So Bekah says "I have to go home first, what time will we go?" and I say "Thats up to dad but I need to go home and shower and get dressed too." So dad says we can go to Outback at 5 and Bekah to come over so we can all go together. So I tell dad I will meet him at the car because I want to walk Bekah to hers.

So we walk to her car and we are still holding hands and we get to her car and she says "You seem rather happy today, it's nice." So i take a breath and I say "Bekah, I was serious yesterday when I said I didn't want anything to do with anyone else but you. I meant that. I want our bond to grow and get stronger, when I say we are BFFs I mean it, like literally forever." She gets this smile on her face and says "I meant what i said too, that I would do anything to keep you in my life, even if it means changing who I am or what i want. just to have you around."

So I throw myself at her and hold her tight and she hugs me. I whisper in her ear. "I wish we could be alone right now so i could give myself to you." "She whispers back "me too."

So we part and I drive home with dad and shower and change and Bekah shows up and we go to Outback and have a great time. As we are waiting on line ot get seated I take Bekah's hand and hold it and she smiles at me.

All is good in the world of Steffi

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Steffi

My dad is awesome

I love my dad. love love love love love him!

He is the best. We had a father/daughter night and it was epic. We made NACHOS!!!! And we got that WWE PPV Summerslam. Dad is a big WWE fan. I am not really that into it, but dad follows it so any excuse to spend time with him I grab. So we made nachos..or rather DAD made nachos because I have a habit of burning stuff in the kitchen :(

So we had this YUGE plate of beef nachos all covered in melted cheese and beans and tomatoes and black olives and lettuce and JALAPENOS!! On the side we had salsa, gallons of sour cream, and guac (which I dont like).

So I am upstairs after my shower before the ppv and I remember I have this WWE t shirt dad bought me, So i go downstairs in my underwear and my WWE t shirt and dad starts laughing and is all "that's my girl" and messes up my hair and I am all "omg my hair"! It was very funny.

so we sit on the couch with our nachos and dad has a beer (yuck) and I have my green tea and Bessie (our basset hound) is sitting with us asleep (thats all she ever does is sleep).

So we watch the PPV and I snuggled up to dad and kinda wrap myself around him and just get comfy and we watch some guy named Brock Lesnar kick the shit out of 3 other guys and my dad is all "omg Brock Lesnar rules!"

But to me, my dad rules :)

So it was a great ending to a very cute and positive day! Now tomorrow I am back in school...booo!!

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Steff

I think this qualifies as child abuse!

So I was washing cars today, looking all hella cute and making tips and generally enjoying my day, when this minivan pulls up to get washed and I was literally sickened to my stomach.

Out of the van waddled this huge morbidly obese woman, I mean she was at least 450 pounds. And her three kids, all of whom were under the age of 10, were also HUGELY overweight. The three kids all had bags from MC Donald's and were SHARING a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper. The mother was smoking and had her own large bag from MC Donald's.

Now...ok...I understand people can be overweight, not everyone can be hella cute and fit like me, but this was NOT just overweight, this was life-threatening obesity! And her kids were HUGELY overweight with massive fat rolls on their bodies. The inside of their van was littered with discarded garbage and other fast food bags.

I wash the outside of the vehicles, the insides are done afterwards and the guys who clean the insides were complaining about the smells and the amount of garbage they had to dispose of. The whole time we were washing her vehicle, this woman and her 3 kids sat at the picnic table and chowed down on their Big Macs (they ALL had Big Macs), passing around the bottle of Dr Pepper.

I am sorry but I think this is child abuse, Letting yourself get that fat is your own choice, but letting your children get so obese that they can barely walk is something totally different. They are in for a lifetime of health issues and ridicule from their school mates and others.

After reflecting on this situation, I did what I felt I needed to do. I took down their license plate number and called child services, informing them of this gross neglect.

We are raising a generation of children raised on fast food and other unhealthy things. It is disgusting and immoral. And in the long run their health issues will bankrupt this nation. I think I did the right thing.

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Steff

Why are people so jealous and bitter

I do not understand why people have to be so jealous and bitter towards me. Look, I was BORN hella cute, and I work out a LOT, so I deserve to have the body I do. I train fencing EVERY DAY. I do epic cardio, yoga, tai chi, OF COURSE I AM GOING TO BE FIT!! Why do ugly unfit bitter people look at people like me and automatically HATE?

Newsflash: if you are out of shape you CAN change that. All it takes is a firm commitment to change and a healthier lifestyle.  Put down the hot pockets and Mountain Dew, PICK UP some water and kale salad! Get off of your computer and get ON a bike. Stop running around in COD and start WALKING through your neighborhood! Jesus Christ it is NOT that difficult to get started.

"Oh its genetics"...BULLSHIT....genetics didn't tell you to order a Big Mac or eat 7 slices of pizza or sit all day in your room playing video games. And now, because you are unfit and you feel ugly you will lash out at people like me, who devote time and effort to maintain our looks and fitness...all because you are TOO DAMN LAZY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

And as far as looks go...well I admit, a part of how good looking you are IS genetics...and I was blessed with fine genetics as far as THAT goes....but the other half of looks is totally within your control:

maintain a healthy level of fitness
eat healthy foods
wash and condition your hair
take care of your skin
take care of your teeth

THAT is the other half of the equation. I have met many people who SHOULD be cute as all hell but they didn't take care of their teeth or had messy hair or never washed their faces and had zits...and it cancelled out their genetic good looks.

So now they are fat and ugly and instead of looking in the mirror and saying "I need to change this for the better" they instead say "this is everyone else's fault but MINE and I need to lash out"

YOU are to blame for your own situation, not the world.

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Steff

Chilean Sea Bass!?!? More like Chilean Sea RIPOFF!!!

So Dad told me we are going to the fish market this weekend to get some fresh fish to cook up. he asked me to think about what kind of fish I would like. Now, I LOVE seafood, and I love trying seafood I have never eaten before. So I was watching TV thinking of what fish I would like, I was checking out Jurassic Park actually, when I saw the scene where John Hammond is talking about what his chef is making for dinner....Chilean Sea Bass. Well, I figured if it was good enough for John Hammond, it would be good enough for me!

So I jump on the interwebz to check out Chilean Sea Bass recipes...only to discover....

THIS DAMN THING NOT ONLY ISN'T A BASS, IT'S NOT EVEN CHILEAN!!!!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is this crap? This thing is actually a Patagonian Toothfish!!!
Apparently in 1977 some fish guy got the bright idea to rename this fish because he wanted to market it in the USA and didn't think people would eat something called a "toothfish". Well not shit Sherlock!! So he started marketing this fish as a "Chilean Sea Bass" to the USA and it caught on.

Now, I admit, from all accounts it is one hell of a tasty fish and cooks up nice and it is a very clean fish as far as oil and fishiness goes. But that does NOT excuse the fact that they are fooling people into thinking this thing is a Bass and it is from Chile. It is most certainly NOT!!!!

There ought to be a law against deceptive advertising as far as fish goes. I mean, yeah I am going to ask dad to get some because apparently it is uber tasty, but still....I feel deceived by the name.

I wonder if I can sue someone.....

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Steff