Fall is here!

So Fall has started and it is already getting cooler where I live (I will not reveal where because my stalker, fat pedophile Chobittsu, would love that!). But trust me, its flannel shirts at night time already.

So we WON again today! Yay! I like to think its partly due to the awesome job cheer squad is doing (because we are! Duh), but honestly its probably because we have been playing scrub teams lately in High school Football. Next week we play the defending state champs and I gave a feeling we are going to get raped faster than a white girl in a black neighborhood.

So I was cheering today and dad was watching me like he always does. But I also see Bekah in the stands by herself and she sees me and smiles and I smile back and give her a wave. So after the game I  walk off the field and looks for her, I see her sitting in the stands and I walk up to her and she is all "hey!" and I just run up to her and grab her and hug her tights and she is all "whoah! hey! ha ha ha you miss me?" and I look her in the eyes and softly say "yes" and she looks at me and says "I missed you too."

SO I take her by the hand and lead her down the bleachers and go looking for dad. I keep holding her hand and I wont let it go. We find dad and I say "Hey! We won again!" and dad says "yeah that other team sucked, are they a special needs school?" and I am all "OMG stop it!" and we laugh. SO I am standing there holding Bekah's hand and dad says "How about us 3 go to Outback?" And I am all "OMFG REALLY!?!?! YES! BEKAH YES?" and Bekah laughs and says "Sure I can order a salad." and dad is all "a salad?" and I say "yes she is vegan or something but i will cure her of that too." and I squeeze her hand tight.

So Bekah says "I have to go home first, what time will we go?" and I say "Thats up to dad but I need to go home and shower and get dressed too." So dad says we can go to Outback at 5 and Bekah to come over so we can all go together. So I tell dad I will meet him at the car because I want to walk Bekah to hers.

So we walk to her car and we are still holding hands and we get to her car and she says "You seem rather happy today, it's nice." So i take a breath and I say "Bekah, I was serious yesterday when I said I didn't want anything to do with anyone else but you. I meant that. I want our bond to grow and get stronger, when I say we are BFFs I mean it, like literally forever." She gets this smile on her face and says "I meant what i said too, that I would do anything to keep you in my life, even if it means changing who I am or what i want. just to have you around."

So I throw myself at her and hold her tight and she hugs me. I whisper in her ear. "I wish we could be alone right now so i could give myself to you." "She whispers back "me too."

So we part and I drive home with dad and shower and change and Bekah shows up and we go to Outback and have a great time. As we are waiting on line ot get seated I take Bekah's hand and hold it and she smiles at me.

All is good in the world of Steffi

Thanks for reading!
Steffi

Saturday cuteness day!

Another Saturday! The last Saturday of August.

So Bekah has been here since Friday. We stayed up late watching movies on Netflix and playing a few video games. Around 2am we were both tired and decided to call it a night. So I was all "You can stay here with me, you dont have to stay in the guest room." And she was all "are you sure? I mean, you know what I mean." So I told her I was ok with it and I trusted her. So I grabbed a few extra pillows and we flopped into my bed. Then Bessie jumped up and tried to snuggle between us and I was all "oh no, go sleep at the foot of the bed." Bekah was laughing because Bessie was trying to lick her face. It was very cute! So we finally fell asleep and it was very nice and comfortable having her there instead of down the hall.

So we woke up at 9am because it was game day! I had a bad feeling we would get clobbered again but, I am on cheer squad so I have to try and motivate everyone. So We woke up and had breakfast that dad made (I would have burnt the house down) and he ran out quick to get stuff for the big fight tonight. SO we went upstairs and I was all "Time to shower and get ready." So I grab my robe and head into the bathroom and turn the shower on and I am all "You coming?" and Bekah is like "What? What are you talking about?" And I explain to her that we always shower together. And she was like "But that is at school, we aren't at school." And I said to her "But, we are shower buddies!" And she laughed and said "You are crazy." And she got undressed in front of me and got into the shower with me. So the conversation went like this:

Bekah: You know what I am so why do you want me in here?

Me: Look, I am confident enough in my own sexuality that I can shower with you and not be bothered by it. Besides, I KNOW you are attracted to me and YOU know I am NOT a lesbian, so I feel bad I can't return those feelings. Showering with you is sort of my way of giving you something, because I know you like it."

And she just looked at me and said "You know that is crazy fucked up but also probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me."

I honestly feel bad I can't return those feelings that she has. But that is life. So I made sure to give her a good look at me. I even bent over deep for her  while washing my legs to give her a good view. I leaned against the shower wall and soaped myself up and rinsed myself off while she watched me, It actually felt empowering, I guess like how a stripper must feel knowing a guy is watching her but can't touch her.

It was honestly sexy as all hell.

Anyway, after all that we got dressed and it was time for the game. I cheered my heart out and even that idiot Mandy didn't fuck up this time as the school mascot.

BUT AGAIN WE GOT CLOBBERED.

This sucks. A lot of the guys want to go play for WVU and they won't be able too if our team keeps losing. This stinks!!!

So dad took us to Outback for dinner, which was great. He likes Bekah and told me it was about damn time I got a friend.

So now both Bekah and I are banished upstairs as dad and his friends watch that big fight. Bekah and I will watch it up here when it goes on. Right now she is playing League of Legends and I am writing this blog because TBH I think LOL sucks ass.

I will write again later.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

I think this qualifies as child abuse!

So I was washing cars today, looking all hella cute and making tips and generally enjoying my day, when this minivan pulls up to get washed and I was literally sickened to my stomach.

Out of the van waddled this huge morbidly obese woman, I mean she was at least 450 pounds. And her three kids, all of whom were under the age of 10, were also HUGELY overweight. The three kids all had bags from MC Donald's and were SHARING a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper. The mother was smoking and had her own large bag from MC Donald's.

Now...ok...I understand people can be overweight, not everyone can be hella cute and fit like me, but this was NOT just overweight, this was life-threatening obesity! And her kids were HUGELY overweight with massive fat rolls on their bodies. The inside of their van was littered with discarded garbage and other fast food bags.

I wash the outside of the vehicles, the insides are done afterwards and the guys who clean the insides were complaining about the smells and the amount of garbage they had to dispose of. The whole time we were washing her vehicle, this woman and her 3 kids sat at the picnic table and chowed down on their Big Macs (they ALL had Big Macs), passing around the bottle of Dr Pepper.

I am sorry but I think this is child abuse, Letting yourself get that fat is your own choice, but letting your children get so obese that they can barely walk is something totally different. They are in for a lifetime of health issues and ridicule from their school mates and others.

After reflecting on this situation, I did what I felt I needed to do. I took down their license plate number and called child services, informing them of this gross neglect.

We are raising a generation of children raised on fast food and other unhealthy things. It is disgusting and immoral. And in the long run their health issues will bankrupt this nation. I think I did the right thing.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Chilean Sea Bass!?!? More like Chilean Sea RIPOFF!!!

So Dad told me we are going to the fish market this weekend to get some fresh fish to cook up. he asked me to think about what kind of fish I would like. Now, I LOVE seafood, and I love trying seafood I have never eaten before. So I was watching TV thinking of what fish I would like, I was checking out Jurassic Park actually, when I saw the scene where John Hammond is talking about what his chef is making for dinner....Chilean Sea Bass. Well, I figured if it was good enough for John Hammond, it would be good enough for me!

So I jump on the interwebz to check out Chilean Sea Bass recipes...only to discover....

THIS DAMN THING NOT ONLY ISN'T A BASS, IT'S NOT EVEN CHILEAN!!!!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is this crap? This thing is actually a Patagonian Toothfish!!!
Apparently in 1977 some fish guy got the bright idea to rename this fish because he wanted to market it in the USA and didn't think people would eat something called a "toothfish". Well not shit Sherlock!! So he started marketing this fish as a "Chilean Sea Bass" to the USA and it caught on.

Now, I admit, from all accounts it is one hell of a tasty fish and cooks up nice and it is a very clean fish as far as oil and fishiness goes. But that does NOT excuse the fact that they are fooling people into thinking this thing is a Bass and it is from Chile. It is most certainly NOT!!!!

There ought to be a law against deceptive advertising as far as fish goes. I mean, yeah I am going to ask dad to get some because apparently it is uber tasty, but still....I feel deceived by the name.

I wonder if I can sue someone.....

Thanks for reading!
Steff