Little White Mouse?!?! More like Big Fat Whore!!!!

So on WOWS there is this elitist supertester/community contributor who calls herself 'Little White Mouse'. she forum spams constantly, if you look at the amount of posts she makes a day you wonder how this bitch has a real life job!

She is always reviewing ships, which means WOWS gives her free crap all the time. She is also protected by forum admins like the corrupt liberal SJW Niko Power (a Jew). Basically anyone who cares question her reviews is forum banned. She also has a cultish loyal following of people who will defend her at all costs and basically worship at her fat cankles. People refer to it as 'The Cult of the Mouse'.

She thinks she is hot shit because of her 'celebrity status' on the forums, but since WOWS own surveys prove that only 10% of the entire playerbase even reads the forums, she is in reality, a big fat nobody. She is also morbidly obese, which explains why she can post all the time since she cannot work outside her home. She is probably leeching off Canada's welfare system (like her pedo friend Chobittsu), which is ok with me since I live in the USA so my dad's tax money isn't supporting her fat lard ass.

She always likes to gloat about her free ships she gets from WOWS, which pisses people off to no end. She also has a reputation in game of being a crybaby who screams when she gets sunk, accusing others of hax and threatening to get them banned. There have been screencaps posted on 4chan showing her verbally abusing her own team mates for not protecting her and threatening to have Niko Power ban them. People think there is something weird going on between her and Niko because there should be no way she isn't banned for her behavior unless Niko is protecting her.

Anyway, her real name is April Roberts. That is public info if you know where to look BTW.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

I got a brony arrested!!!!

I managed to save a child from abuse AND get a brony couple arrested!

I will explain:

First off, as well ALL know, bronies are pedophiles and perverts. It is a FACT that they ALL molest children. No one disputes this.

So I was at the mall with dad and I am waiting in the food court with him and I see these two fat bronies with their kids. The man was about 30 something and FAT with a pony tail and greasy skin and a damn "I Luv MLP" shirt on with some sort of faggy looking pony on it. The wife was equally fat and had blue and red hair and a shirt that said "Proud pony mama". BARF!!!

So I noticed they had 2 kids (I don't know how fat women give birth, I mean how does the baby get through all that fat?). And these two kids looked kinda zoned out like they were retards or something.

Anyway, it is disgusting that these parents were infecting their children with their brony-cancer. so I did what any self respecting human would do: I CALLED THE COPS!!!

So I call the police and I say:

Hi! I am in (REDACTED) Mall and I am at the food court and there are these two overweight people, a man and a woman, in My Little Pony shirts, and they are abusing their kids..and I saw the father rub his hands under the tables in front of PO WOK's (the Chinese take out place) all over his daughters crotch. And, I was in the ladies room and the mother came in with one of the kids and was taking pictures of her child defecating in the stall.

Now, with the recent incident regarding the fat pedophile taking upskirt pics still fresh on their minds, the local police ain't taking any chances. 5 minutes later around 6 cops come into the food court looking pissed off. They see the brony family eating lunch and approach them.

Well Papa brony immediately gets up and starts waving his arms around over his head all angry. I can hear him yelling something about 'probable cause' and other legal bullshit. The mother is all 'why aren't you all out shooting black people for no reason you fascist scum?!'

The one cop demands to see the mother's phone and she ain't having none of that. The husband then yells 'you stay away from my Fluttershy' and shoves the cop.

Well the tasers come out and it's ON!!!! They taze this fat fuck and beat his ass down and it is glorious. The kids are crying, the mother jumps on one of the cops and SHE gets tazed for her stupidity!! Meanwhile I am recording the whole thing to post on my You Tube later. I bet I get like 5 million hits! I'm going to make mad bank!

So the moral of the story is: Bronies are always guilty of something, usually pedophilia, so just call the cops on em regardless.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Bronies should be put to death

Bronies are a cancer on society. A Brony is a grown man (usually autistic or retarded) who watches My Little Pony. Bronies are, by definition, pedophiles. Every single brony on Earth is using this fandom to stalk young children. This is a FACT and it is NOT in dispute.

Look at some examples of Bronies:

BTW that last pic is WOWS pedophile and stalker Chobittsu.

Anyway, there is only ONE FINAL SOLUTION to the Brony menace:

I will write more tonight
Thanks for reading!
Steff

Random things

They found the wreck of the USS Indianapolis.

USS Indianapolis found!!!


I think that is pretty cool. If you have ever seen Jaws you know what this scene means:

18000 feet down! That is very far!

In other news, our football team got clobbered today. Our new Coach sucks. he was a "diversity hire" if you know what I mean. Our old coach retired and instead of promoting the assistant coach, who was his assistant for 7 years and everyone likes him, they got some outsider who never even lived in this state or coached any team sport to be coach because of....well you know..."DIVERSITY".

This guy doesn't even know the rules of the game apparently. I am no football expert, but even I know you do NOT call a timeout 10 seconds before the two minute warning on second down with 30 seconds left on the play clock. You also do NOT call for a PASS from the SHOTGUN on first and inches from the damn GOAL LINE!!!

OMG they need to fire this....well I won;t say it but it rhymes with GO FIGURE.


My ex BFF Mandy got asked to be the school mascot because she fits in the outfit. I was surprised she agreed to it, but it was probably because she knows she will never get on cheer squad being so FAT! of course, she totally screwed everything up! She was SUPPOSED to grab a set of pompoms and do a sort of funny cheer but instead she tried doing a cartwheel and the head of the mascot fell off and she landed on her fat ass and the whole crowd was laughing at her. I swear to God that girl can't do anything right!

I need to have a talk with this 12th grade lesbian girl. She was at the game today and OF COURSE I see her looking at me and smiling and waving. WTF!!! It is bad enough I have to shower with her after gym class, knowing she is looking at my fit body and fantasizing about bending me over, pulling down my thong, and eating me out from behind. I may have to tell a teacher that I do NOT feel comfortable with her lusting after me.

Dad and I went to Outback...it is my favorite place to eat! Yummy! Now he is watching football with his friends and I am upstairs banished to the second floor because I walk around constantly in my underwear. Boo! Its MY house I can wear what I want!!! :( :( :(

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Never mind the way I talk!

So without going into long boring details, lets just say I have a very SLIGHT accent. I will clarify.
I was born in a very VERY poor area of Appalachia. My great grandparents fled Berlin after WW2 and settled in coal country. That is where dad and the woman who gave birth to me were from: a dirt poor town somewhere (I will not say where) in Appalachia.

Anyway after I was born and the woman who gave birth to me left dad and I, dad drove us all over the country building his business. Part of the reason dad struggled so much was because of his Appalachia coal country accent. No one took him seriously because of it because of the stereotype of people from that area being stupid. They just assumed he was some uneducated mountain hillbilly who didn't know anything.

It angered dad a lot and so when I started talking with the same accent (because I was around him 24/7 I naturally picked up on how he talked) he made the decision to change it. As soon as his business hit and he became wealthy he hired a dialect teacher to "break" my accent. He did not want me to go through the same struggles and face the same discrimination he faced because of how he sounded.

So for a few years I was "re-taught" how to speak less "coal country". Eventually I progressed as far as I could and I lost about 90% of my accent.

I have a very SLIGHT very soft "mountain folk" type accent now. It comes out more when I am angry but most of the time no one can really pinpoint what it is or where its from. I actually have gotten compliments on it, so that is good.

Dad and my uncle still have their full accents. So does my Grandpa. So when they visit I have a hard time understanding them! My grandpa is all "Steffi what happened to your voice?' in a joking way.

I am writing all this because SOME PEOPLE (Mandy) like to talk shit at school saying stupid stuff like "Oh Steffi is an exchange student from a coal mine".

Well FUCK YOU MANDY you fat TJ MAXX wearing ho! You are still just jealous because instead of Cheer Squad you got asked to put on the uniform of the school mascot because you are so fat now!

I swear to God I will CUT MANDY if she keeps talking smack about me and dad.

Thanks for reading! (except for you Mandy, fuck you!)
Steff

Back to school

So I am a junior now. Yay! I am very excited to be in 11th grade. I am sure the new school year will be full of cuteness and positive vibes!

Cheer squad starts this week and I am so excited! Friday is uniform day so we can go to school in our cheer outfits. I love this because I look especially hella cute. The black and orange school colors suit me.

Some notes on school so far

My Calculus teacher is one of (((them))). Yuck. I can't stand the fact he will be teaching me this semester. I know how (((they))) think when they see a pretty young blonde Christian girl like me: they want to abduct us and make us do "blacked" porn. Disgusting.

A lot of people got FAT over the summer. I have counted at least 6 people I know who all gained a hella amount of weight this summer. WTF why are you so fat? Stop going to Steak N Shake you lazy landwhales! I mean my God how hard is it to just say NO to another hamburger!?!?!?

I think one of the senior girls is a lesbian and is checking me out. We were all showering after gym class and she was all "wow you have a really fit body, how did you get so fit?" And I was thinking "bitch why are you checking me out as I shower?" So I told her "I am on the fencing squad and I work out all the time. Plus I am not a lesbian so that helps." She just grinned, I think she is a lezbo and wants to throw me on her bed and spread my legs and eat me out.

I was happy to see our school janitor again. He was the man who warned me about the whole upskirt thing in the mall. he is very sweet and kind. We chatted for a bit as I waited for dad to pick me up.

Well that is all for now, i will write more later.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Yay for the weekend!!!

Yay the weekend is here! I am sure it will bring many cute and positive things. Love and cuteness always win out over ugliness and hate, remember that!

Monday dad and I head to Vancouver, Canada eh? It should be fun, I have never been to Vancouver and I am excited at the prospect of many new cute and positive things I will see there. We fly out Monday morning...FIRST CLASS! Yay! I flew first class a few times when i was very young, but this will be the first time I will actually be able to enjoy it for what it is. I like flying, I only get nervous during the take off and landing....but, God will protect me and dad so I am not worried!

This weekend I do not work at the car wash because I have to go shopping for stuff to wear to Vancouver and Sunday is some sort of Church picnic, which I am excited about because there will be HORSES!!! YAY!!!! It will be a lot of fun. Horses are beautiful, I wish I had one but dad said after what happened to that guy who used to play Superman that he would never let me ride one. I guess I understand, I do not want to fall and end up a cripple. I would rather die than be handicapped in any way.

Also dad and I are going to the movies this weekend. First we will see Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets on Saturday, and Sunday night we will see Dunkirk. I am hoping he will take us to Outback (my favorite place). I will just go all puppy dog eyes at him and stuff until I get my way...it works 9 times out of 10.

I saw my ex BFF Mandy today while I was out with dad at the supermarket. She was waddling across the parking lot looking all fat and nasty. dad said "isn't that Mandy?" And I was all "Yeah we better stay away or we will get caught in her gravitational pull". Dad said it wasn't nice to make fun of her and that he remembered when her and I were inseparable. And I was all "Yeah well that was before she got fat and jealous that I made cheer squad and she didn't."

Fat people are lazy. I mean, NO ONE is holding a gun to your head forcing you to over eat...you do it to yourselves because you are WEAK minded and lazy. So I have NO sympathy for someone fat. GO ON A DIET AND WORK OUT!

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Beach observations

I was at the beach today and I made some observations:

Very large fat people should NOT wear small swimsuits. It is disgusting and ruins the view of the beach. Honestly, why would you embarrass yourself by exposing as much of your obesity as possible? I would think you would be ashamed and want to get into shape rather than flaunt your fat rolls.

The amount of vulgar behavior at the beach is troubling. People making out on the sand, in the water, practically on top of each other! Stuff like that is for the marital bed NOT the beach!!

Seeing good looking blonde haired blue eyed girls with ghetto thugs is disgusting. I do not know if they are doing it for shock value or they like being treated like trash, or maybe they just do it to piss off their fathers. These types of relationships always end in violence or pregnancy or STD's, statistics prove it. Just stick with your OWN people.

Sand gets everywhere! I showered a little while ago but I still think I have some sand between my cute little toes.

Dad's hair gets very grey in the sun. Like, its already grey (he says its because of me hahahah very funny) but in the sun it gets even more salt/pepper grey.

I have to be careful in the sun. My skin is kinda pale and I burn very easily. So it is SPF 30 for me!

Seagulls will steal your food if you leave it out in the open and unattended.

That is all for today. I am going to watch Mad Max Fury Road and then go to sleep.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

I think this qualifies as child abuse!

So I was washing cars today, looking all hella cute and making tips and generally enjoying my day, when this minivan pulls up to get washed and I was literally sickened to my stomach.

Out of the van waddled this huge morbidly obese woman, I mean she was at least 450 pounds. And her three kids, all of whom were under the age of 10, were also HUGELY overweight. The three kids all had bags from MC Donald's and were SHARING a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper. The mother was smoking and had her own large bag from MC Donald's.

Now...ok...I understand people can be overweight, not everyone can be hella cute and fit like me, but this was NOT just overweight, this was life-threatening obesity! And her kids were HUGELY overweight with massive fat rolls on their bodies. The inside of their van was littered with discarded garbage and other fast food bags.

I wash the outside of the vehicles, the insides are done afterwards and the guys who clean the insides were complaining about the smells and the amount of garbage they had to dispose of. The whole time we were washing her vehicle, this woman and her 3 kids sat at the picnic table and chowed down on their Big Macs (they ALL had Big Macs), passing around the bottle of Dr Pepper.

I am sorry but I think this is child abuse, Letting yourself get that fat is your own choice, but letting your children get so obese that they can barely walk is something totally different. They are in for a lifetime of health issues and ridicule from their school mates and others.

After reflecting on this situation, I did what I felt I needed to do. I took down their license plate number and called child services, informing them of this gross neglect.

We are raising a generation of children raised on fast food and other unhealthy things. It is disgusting and immoral. And in the long run their health issues will bankrupt this nation. I think I did the right thing.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Why are people so jealous and bitter

I do not understand why people have to be so jealous and bitter towards me. Look, I was BORN hella cute, and I work out a LOT, so I deserve to have the body I do. I train fencing EVERY DAY. I do epic cardio, yoga, tai chi, OF COURSE I AM GOING TO BE FIT!! Why do ugly unfit bitter people look at people like me and automatically HATE?

Newsflash: if you are out of shape you CAN change that. All it takes is a firm commitment to change and a healthier lifestyle.  Put down the hot pockets and Mountain Dew, PICK UP some water and kale salad! Get off of your computer and get ON a bike. Stop running around in COD and start WALKING through your neighborhood! Jesus Christ it is NOT that difficult to get started.

"Oh its genetics"...BULLSHIT....genetics didn't tell you to order a Big Mac or eat 7 slices of pizza or sit all day in your room playing video games. And now, because you are unfit and you feel ugly you will lash out at people like me, who devote time and effort to maintain our looks and fitness...all because you are TOO DAMN LAZY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

And as far as looks go...well I admit, a part of how good looking you are IS genetics...and I was blessed with fine genetics as far as THAT goes....but the other half of looks is totally within your control:

maintain a healthy level of fitness
eat healthy foods
wash and condition your hair
take care of your skin
take care of your teeth

THAT is the other half of the equation. I have met many people who SHOULD be cute as all hell but they didn't take care of their teeth or had messy hair or never washed their faces and had zits...and it cancelled out their genetic good looks.

So now they are fat and ugly and instead of looking in the mirror and saying "I need to change this for the better" they instead say "this is everyone else's fault but MINE and I need to lash out"

YOU are to blame for your own situation, not the world.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Chobittsu the fat anime creeper

Sigh...

AGAIN I have to deal with stalkers and obsessed neckbeards from World of Warships. This time it is some old overweight anime freak named  Chobittsu, who shows obvious signs of being an aspie. Apparently this man-child LOVES stalking me on the WOWS forums and has taken it upon himself to comment spam this blog, all because I called him out on his creepiness at harassing an underage girl (me).

Think about it..this ADULT male (who claims he is married with kids no less) has an anime little girl as his forum avatar!!! This ADULT also spends a LOT time time harassing a 16 year old (ME).

Why won't the forum mods at WOWS do anything about this illegal and disgusting trend of picking on not just me, but a lot of the female members of the forum by a select group of neckbearded anime-obsessed adult men?

I think this is something the higher-ups at Wargaming need to know about.

Look, I am not some Gamer-gate style SJW. Feminism is stupid to be honest and those women at the center of Gamer-gate got what they deserved as far as I am concerned, what is at issue here is fat adult aspie neckbeards harassing underage girls, plain and simple, and being protected by their fellow neckbeards who happen to be forum mods.

People like Chobittsu probably sit around all day and look at immoral vulgar things online, and yet they have children (supposedly but I actually doubt anyone would breed with a neckbeard).

I thought this blog would be a nice place where I can spread some happiness and cuteness to anyone who stumbled across it, but a select group of fat neckbearded aspie anime freaks have decided, in their perversion and ugliness, to try and destroy it.

Ain't gonna happen folks!! I am not going anywhere. Eventually they will give up and go away and I will continue to put down my thoughts and opinions here.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

It is rough being cute in an ugly world

The world is full of ugliness. ugly people, ugly thoughts, ugly ideas, ugly activities. That is why it is difficult to be cute and morally upstanding in a world of filth.

I mean it, it is very hard when people around you are so ugly and degenerate and hateful and full of toxicity. I play games online, and as a female gamer I am always subject to the ugliest and crudest forms of harassment you can imagine. Gross neckbearded obese man-children love to taunt female gamers, especially ones that kick their ass in the games they love.

Now not ALL guys are like that, some of them are respectful and supportive and it is wonderful to see, but a lot of pimple faced basement dwelling Brony-types who hate women because they can't get a gf, especially one as cute as I am.

At this moment, a fat neckbearded guy from World of Warships is on some sort of one whale (because he is probably morbidly obese) crusade to run me off the game. He keeps reporting this blog to Google and harasses me on the World of Warships forums because of my age and gender. This female-hating tub of goo, named tcbaker777, is probably obsessed with me because I am underage and cute, which makes him a damn pedophile!

But looking past that for a moment, the media is filled with ugliness. Music is full of sexual imagery and immorality. Look at rap music, it is nothing but lyrics that demean women and brag about men and the size of their "manhood" and how many females they can have sex with. Rap isn't even music, it is some some of prehistoric African jungle crap that was probably used to describe getting eaten by a lion or something.

Movies and TV are filled with sex and vulgarity. I read online that 95% of all active actresses in Hollywood have done nude sex scenes. How do you think their parents feel looking at that, knowing millions of people saw their daughter nude and getting pounded onscreen? What happens when these actresses have kids and their kids see it?

But we ALL know who runs Hollywood and all of media anyway, so it's is no shock it is full of filth.

I try to be happy and to bring happiness to those around me by being as cute as I can and as cheerful as I can, but sometimes the sheer amount of ugliness in people makes it hard.

My burden is heavy, but I shall endure.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Angry stupid WOWS forum tards!

I think it is hilarious to no end the amount of angry forum rejects from World of Warships that try to tear me down because I freely give my opinions and do not tow the PC line. What is most hilarious is 90% of these forum trolls have anime girl avatars...we all know what THAT means:

NECKBEARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it is a fact that most anime girl avatar using people on World of Warships forums are, in fact, fat neckbearded obese guys. I mean take a look at these "things", this is your average forum troll right here folks. Now look at me:

This is why these neck beards harass me so much on the forums....because they will never EVER get a girl as hella cute as me. It is just pure hatred and sexism from them. They hate that girls play video games, they hate when women refuse to shut up and give their opinions. They fear strong women like ME so their natural reaction is to hurl slander and vulgarity at them, like a lot of them do on World of Warships.

I won't ever keep quiet and I will always say what i feel and if some fat anime obsessed neckbeard doesn't like it then they can go choke on their hot pockets.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Immoral disgusting Bronies

Good morning!

After my morning workout and shower I was eating breakfast flipping through TV when I zipped past that show "My little pony". My dad laughed and said "That is the show those fat older guys watch". And I was all, "huh? I watched this when I was like 5!" and he said "Steff there is a whole culture of grown men who watch this show and they are usually fat, slovenly, and dumb as a brick."

So of course, I hop on the interwebz and...OMFG...WTF!!!!

Seriously...WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!? How can you honestly look yourself in the mirror and say "I look like a normal, well adjusted human being who brings worth to society".

And how, as a parent, can you let your child grow into something like this!?!?!?

I mean, first off this guy is hugely fat and probably has a long list of fat-related health issues. Second, his hair is unwashed, greasy, and unkempt. Third, WTF kind of beard is that!??!?! I think his hair follicles are having a hard time pushing their way through all that neck fat.

He also looks poor but, whatever, I have seen poor people who at least keep themselves clean and classy looking (well, as classy as you can get with clothes from Goodwill anyway).

Newsflash: My Little Pony is for KIDS, YOUNG KIDS!!! Not fat unwashed man-children. WTF! We all know eventually the American taxpayer is going to be paying for this guy's mental health treatments or heart related issues. Which means eventually I and everyone my age will be paying to keep these Bronies alive!!

I can understand being an anime freak, I like anime even if I don't feel the need to flaunt it or have pictures of it all over my room or have it as my WOWS avatar.

Furries are weird but at least they are creative in their cosplay and whatnot.

But Bronies?? CASTRATION TIME!!

Just so horrible, literally a waste of humanity.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

OMFG F U MANDY

OMFG I know you are reading my blog Mandy, WTF! This blog is for cute people not fat thighed hoe's like you! I am surprised you even CAN read since you obviously have trouble reading the caloric content on all that unhealthy food you shovel down your walrus looking mouth!!!

Just because I made cheer squad and you didn't was no reason for you to say all those nasty things about me and my Dad that you did! I even forgave you at one point cause I know you were angry and sad from not making cheer squad but you couldn't keep your hoe azz mouth SHUT and kept talking smack about me and my Dad, implying all sorts of disgusting perverse things which everyone laughed at because they know you are full of shit.

You were my BFF, we did everything together, we even got our first periods at the same time but you threw all that away because of your jealousy towards me and my Dad and our money and how cute I am and the fact I made cheer squad and you DIDN'T!!!

It is NO ONE's fault you got so fat but YOURS!! Everyone told you Matt wanted nothing to do with you but you kept on going to Steak n Shake to see him, chowing down on cheeseburgers and fries. Well look where that got you!! You lost your BFF, you got too fat for cheer squad, and now you have to shop at TJ MAXX!!!!!

You are just angry because I can shop at Nordstrom, Victoria's Secret, Chico's etc etc etc but you have to go to the plus plus size aisle in TJ MAXX now.

So stop reading my blog and go to Weight Watcher's or something,

Thanks for reading! (except for Mandy)

Steff