Random things

They found the wreck of the USS Indianapolis.

USS Indianapolis found!!!


I think that is pretty cool. If you have ever seen Jaws you know what this scene means:

18000 feet down! That is very far!

In other news, our football team got clobbered today. Our new Coach sucks. he was a "diversity hire" if you know what I mean. Our old coach retired and instead of promoting the assistant coach, who was his assistant for 7 years and everyone likes him, they got some outsider who never even lived in this state or coached any team sport to be coach because of....well you know..."DIVERSITY".

This guy doesn't even know the rules of the game apparently. I am no football expert, but even I know you do NOT call a timeout 10 seconds before the two minute warning on second down with 30 seconds left on the play clock. You also do NOT call for a PASS from the SHOTGUN on first and inches from the damn GOAL LINE!!!

OMG they need to fire this....well I won;t say it but it rhymes with GO FIGURE.


My ex BFF Mandy got asked to be the school mascot because she fits in the outfit. I was surprised she agreed to it, but it was probably because she knows she will never get on cheer squad being so FAT! of course, she totally screwed everything up! She was SUPPOSED to grab a set of pompoms and do a sort of funny cheer but instead she tried doing a cartwheel and the head of the mascot fell off and she landed on her fat ass and the whole crowd was laughing at her. I swear to God that girl can't do anything right!

I need to have a talk with this 12th grade lesbian girl. She was at the game today and OF COURSE I see her looking at me and smiling and waving. WTF!!! It is bad enough I have to shower with her after gym class, knowing she is looking at my fit body and fantasizing about bending me over, pulling down my thong, and eating me out from behind. I may have to tell a teacher that I do NOT feel comfortable with her lusting after me.

Dad and I went to Outback...it is my favorite place to eat! Yummy! Now he is watching football with his friends and I am upstairs banished to the second floor because I walk around constantly in my underwear. Boo! Its MY house I can wear what I want!!! :( :( :(

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Never mind the way I talk!

So without going into long boring details, lets just say I have a very SLIGHT accent. I will clarify.
I was born in a very VERY poor area of Appalachia. My great grandparents fled Berlin after WW2 and settled in coal country. That is where dad and the woman who gave birth to me were from: a dirt poor town somewhere (I will not say where) in Appalachia.

Anyway after I was born and the woman who gave birth to me left dad and I, dad drove us all over the country building his business. Part of the reason dad struggled so much was because of his Appalachia coal country accent. No one took him seriously because of it because of the stereotype of people from that area being stupid. They just assumed he was some uneducated mountain hillbilly who didn't know anything.

It angered dad a lot and so when I started talking with the same accent (because I was around him 24/7 I naturally picked up on how he talked) he made the decision to change it. As soon as his business hit and he became wealthy he hired a dialect teacher to "break" my accent. He did not want me to go through the same struggles and face the same discrimination he faced because of how he sounded.

So for a few years I was "re-taught" how to speak less "coal country". Eventually I progressed as far as I could and I lost about 90% of my accent.

I have a very SLIGHT very soft "mountain folk" type accent now. It comes out more when I am angry but most of the time no one can really pinpoint what it is or where its from. I actually have gotten compliments on it, so that is good.

Dad and my uncle still have their full accents. So does my Grandpa. So when they visit I have a hard time understanding them! My grandpa is all "Steffi what happened to your voice?' in a joking way.

I am writing all this because SOME PEOPLE (Mandy) like to talk shit at school saying stupid stuff like "Oh Steffi is an exchange student from a coal mine".

Well FUCK YOU MANDY you fat TJ MAXX wearing ho! You are still just jealous because instead of Cheer Squad you got asked to put on the uniform of the school mascot because you are so fat now!

I swear to God I will CUT MANDY if she keeps talking smack about me and dad.

Thanks for reading! (except for you Mandy, fuck you!)
Steff

Yay for the weekend!!!

Yay the weekend is here! I am sure it will bring many cute and positive things. Love and cuteness always win out over ugliness and hate, remember that!

Monday dad and I head to Vancouver, Canada eh? It should be fun, I have never been to Vancouver and I am excited at the prospect of many new cute and positive things I will see there. We fly out Monday morning...FIRST CLASS! Yay! I flew first class a few times when i was very young, but this will be the first time I will actually be able to enjoy it for what it is. I like flying, I only get nervous during the take off and landing....but, God will protect me and dad so I am not worried!

This weekend I do not work at the car wash because I have to go shopping for stuff to wear to Vancouver and Sunday is some sort of Church picnic, which I am excited about because there will be HORSES!!! YAY!!!! It will be a lot of fun. Horses are beautiful, I wish I had one but dad said after what happened to that guy who used to play Superman that he would never let me ride one. I guess I understand, I do not want to fall and end up a cripple. I would rather die than be handicapped in any way.

Also dad and I are going to the movies this weekend. First we will see Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets on Saturday, and Sunday night we will see Dunkirk. I am hoping he will take us to Outback (my favorite place). I will just go all puppy dog eyes at him and stuff until I get my way...it works 9 times out of 10.

I saw my ex BFF Mandy today while I was out with dad at the supermarket. She was waddling across the parking lot looking all fat and nasty. dad said "isn't that Mandy?" And I was all "Yeah we better stay away or we will get caught in her gravitational pull". Dad said it wasn't nice to make fun of her and that he remembered when her and I were inseparable. And I was all "Yeah well that was before she got fat and jealous that I made cheer squad and she didn't."

Fat people are lazy. I mean, NO ONE is holding a gun to your head forcing you to over eat...you do it to yourselves because you are WEAK minded and lazy. So I have NO sympathy for someone fat. GO ON A DIET AND WORK OUT!

Thanks for reading!
Steff

OMFG F U MANDY

OMFG I know you are reading my blog Mandy, WTF! This blog is for cute people not fat thighed hoe's like you! I am surprised you even CAN read since you obviously have trouble reading the caloric content on all that unhealthy food you shovel down your walrus looking mouth!!!

Just because I made cheer squad and you didn't was no reason for you to say all those nasty things about me and my Dad that you did! I even forgave you at one point cause I know you were angry and sad from not making cheer squad but you couldn't keep your hoe azz mouth SHUT and kept talking smack about me and my Dad, implying all sorts of disgusting perverse things which everyone laughed at because they know you are full of shit.

You were my BFF, we did everything together, we even got our first periods at the same time but you threw all that away because of your jealousy towards me and my Dad and our money and how cute I am and the fact I made cheer squad and you DIDN'T!!!

It is NO ONE's fault you got so fat but YOURS!! Everyone told you Matt wanted nothing to do with you but you kept on going to Steak n Shake to see him, chowing down on cheeseburgers and fries. Well look where that got you!! You lost your BFF, you got too fat for cheer squad, and now you have to shop at TJ MAXX!!!!!

You are just angry because I can shop at Nordstrom, Victoria's Secret, Chico's etc etc etc but you have to go to the plus plus size aisle in TJ MAXX now.

So stop reading my blog and go to Weight Watcher's or something,

Thanks for reading! (except for Mandy)

Steff