Ok I have to explain

So apparently a lot of you readers send comments to me saying I am a lesbian. So i want to set the record straight.

I AM NOT A FUCKING LESBIAN

Lesbians are sinful and will burn in hell. I fell in love with Bekah, who happens to be another girl.
However, I do NOT desire any other girl (or guy for that matter).
I fell in love with Bekah DESPITE her being female NOT because of it.

See, all lezbos have mental issues, which is why most of them commit suicide. And the more you lezbo out, the more you start looking like a man (they are called butch).

I had NO intentions of being with a girl, or anyone else for that matter. I was happy to be alone and single and chaste and pure like God commands. However, God also commands us to find someone to love and he must have looked on me with favor for being such a righteous Orthodox Christian because he sent Bekah into my life.

Yes, Bekah is a girl. Yes, we have sex. Yes, she is my girlfriend. Yes, I AM going to marry her someday.

This does NOT make me a crazed sinful lezbo.

Now Bekah, was a crazed lezbo BUT since she has been with ME she has shed most (not all) or her sinful craven lesbian ways and is more normal. She still needs to make progress but she will get there.

So to clarify:

Steffi: NOT a lesbian

Thanks for reading!
Steffi

I'll shill my blog where I want u tard

SO I haven't been on much lately, too busy with school and fencing and whatnot. So I was playing a quick game of World of Warships and I said in chat BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED "hey read my blog"

Well some self appointed fat neckbearded virgin starts REEEEEEEEE'ing "NO ADVERTISING! HURR DURR YOU ARE REPORTED!"

Really?

It was before the match started, I didn't spam, and yet this self appointed fat pedophile neckbeard gets his size 54 underwear in a bunch. I swear I bet he was spewing Cheetoh dust all over his laptop as his diabetic fingers typed.

This is why i hate most people and can only deal with a few select individuals. Snowflakes, fat neckbeards, soy boys, white trash, I hate them all.

Really the only people I truly bother with are Dad and Bekah.

sigh...I love Bekah so much. She is graduating this year and I still have a year of high school to go.

I can't wait till i am out of HS and can go to college and have her come with me so we can get an apartment and live together while I study to be a vet.


Thanks for reading!

Steff

Little White Mouse?!?! More like Big Fat Whore!!!!

So on WOWS there is this elitist supertester/community contributor who calls herself 'Little White Mouse'. she forum spams constantly, if you look at the amount of posts she makes a day you wonder how this bitch has a real life job!

She is always reviewing ships, which means WOWS gives her free crap all the time. She is also protected by forum admins like the corrupt liberal SJW Niko Power (a Jew). Basically anyone who cares question her reviews is forum banned. She also has a cultish loyal following of people who will defend her at all costs and basically worship at her fat cankles. People refer to it as 'The Cult of the Mouse'.

She thinks she is hot shit because of her 'celebrity status' on the forums, but since WOWS own surveys prove that only 10% of the entire playerbase even reads the forums, she is in reality, a big fat nobody. She is also morbidly obese, which explains why she can post all the time since she cannot work outside her home. She is probably leeching off Canada's welfare system (like her pedo friend Chobittsu), which is ok with me since I live in the USA so my dad's tax money isn't supporting her fat lard ass.

She always likes to gloat about her free ships she gets from WOWS, which pisses people off to no end. She also has a reputation in game of being a crybaby who screams when she gets sunk, accusing others of hax and threatening to get them banned. There have been screencaps posted on 4chan showing her verbally abusing her own team mates for not protecting her and threatening to have Niko Power ban them. People think there is something weird going on between her and Niko because there should be no way she isn't banned for her behavior unless Niko is protecting her.

Anyway, her real name is April Roberts. That is public info if you know where to look BTW.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Bronies and furries in MY SCHOOL!?!? I THINK NOT!!!!!

OMFG the cancer that is brony/furry fandom has infected my high school.

So I had to to stay after school to work on a science project and after I finished I had like 20 minutes before Bekah finished and we could leave so I was walking though the halls to go visit the old janitor, who is a good friend of mine...when what do my hella cute eyes see but a roomful of BRONIES AND FURRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I nearly threw up. One of the rooms was full of bronies in their MLP t-shirts and people in costume as animals (Furries)...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! So I act all cool and I walk into the room and say "hey everyone, cool outfits, whats going on?"

Well they were super excited I guess that a normal person was talking to them. One of the bronies, a really thin pasty skinned girl with horned rim glasses smiled at me and said "We formed a brony/furry fandom club for school. This is our first meeting! Are you planning on joining?"

And I was all "Uh, no I was just curious because of the outfits, which are cool btw. Hey, good luck on your club! I think its great that you guys have a safe space to go to!" and they all said thanks and I left.

ok.....ok...breathe Steffi do NOT go all into rage mode.

SO I decide I have to stop this bullshit like NOW so I go to the Principals office and let myself in.
The Principal sees me and rolls his eyes and says "Hello Miss (REDACTED) what is it this time?"
And I inform him of this immoral gathering of furry and brony deviants. And he says "Steffanie, I approved this club. All they do is talk about that show and make outfits to wear they are harmless." And I say to him "OH NO NO NO!, that is totally incorrect!"

So I whip out my phone and pull up all of the information I can about the degeneracy of bronies and furries. I show the Principal and ask him how he can allow such deviant perversions in our school?

SO he just sighs and says "I will look into it ok? but I am sure these particular folks are harmless. Not everyone in that fandom is a 'deviant' as you put it."

So I remind him who my dad is and how much money he has donated to this school and ask how else they could have gotten computers for the lab or all that scientific equipment in the biology lab. I tell him it would look bad if it got out our school supported bronies and furries.

So I finished up and go wait for Bekah. She walks outside and sees me and smiles and says "hey bff". And I am all "Hey bff" and we get into her car and start the drive to my house. I am wearing a mini skirt so I pull it up a little and open my legs to tease her and she laughs and is all "Steff you just can;t help it can you? You really want me to find a place to park where we can be alone and jump on you and grind like we did yesterday?" And I smile and say "Sure." So she gets all quiet and says "You serious?" and I say "Yes, I want to do it again. I want to do it every chance we get. I loved bonding with you like that, it just strengthens our total and absolute friendship"

So we drive to this part of the woods behind an old building I know no one goes to. I reach over and undo Bekah's zipper and pull her shorts off. I pull her panties down and she reaches under my skirt and runs her fingers up and down my thighs. She reaches under my thong and pulls it off. She climbs over to the passenger seat and mounts me as I wrap my legs around her waist. I am already wet and I can feel her pussy against mine. She starts rubbing her pussy against mine and I match the movements of her hips, She gasps loudly and I can feel her suddenly get VERY wet and that makes me just grind harder and she grinds back and the car is shaking as we go at it. I run my hands down to her ass and grab her ass cheeks and pull them apart as far as I can. She moans loud "Oh fuck" and leans down and bites my neck. This makes me pull her ass cheeks apart even harder as she bites my neck. She pounds and grinds against me hard and fast and we are both sweating and moaning. Suddenly she says "fuck I am going to cum" and I tell her "cum for me" and she loses control and starts having an orgasm. She cries out and buries her head on my shoulder as she grinds furiously against me as she cums. finally she slows down and stops and I kiss her face and tell her she is my BFF.
We laid there for a bit settling down and she says to me "for someone who claims she isnt a lesbian, you fuck like one." Well i am NOT having any of that lezbo shit so i say angrily "Bekah I am NOT a fucking lesbian ok? Lesbians are sinful and immoral. What we are doing is bonding as friends. We are not making out, we are not eating each other or fingering or anything. And don't you ever call what we do 'fucking" again or I will smack the shit out of you and never talk to you again."

So she gets all quiet and hurt looking and says softly "Im sorry" And I say "You better be, now get off of me I need to go home."

So she gets off of me and i put my thong back and and she drives me home without saying a word. I get out of the car and I say "remember what I said ok? I am serious. I will smack the fuck out of you and never talk to you again. We BOND we do NOT fuck. Get it?" And she says "I get it" and I smile and hug her and say "Good! I will talk to you in a bit."

Well that is all for now, I have to shower.
Thanks for reading!
Steff

I got a brony arrested!!!!

I managed to save a child from abuse AND get a brony couple arrested!

I will explain:

First off, as well ALL know, bronies are pedophiles and perverts. It is a FACT that they ALL molest children. No one disputes this.

So I was at the mall with dad and I am waiting in the food court with him and I see these two fat bronies with their kids. The man was about 30 something and FAT with a pony tail and greasy skin and a damn "I Luv MLP" shirt on with some sort of faggy looking pony on it. The wife was equally fat and had blue and red hair and a shirt that said "Proud pony mama". BARF!!!

So I noticed they had 2 kids (I don't know how fat women give birth, I mean how does the baby get through all that fat?). And these two kids looked kinda zoned out like they were retards or something.

Anyway, it is disgusting that these parents were infecting their children with their brony-cancer. so I did what any self respecting human would do: I CALLED THE COPS!!!

So I call the police and I say:

Hi! I am in (REDACTED) Mall and I am at the food court and there are these two overweight people, a man and a woman, in My Little Pony shirts, and they are abusing their kids..and I saw the father rub his hands under the tables in front of PO WOK's (the Chinese take out place) all over his daughters crotch. And, I was in the ladies room and the mother came in with one of the kids and was taking pictures of her child defecating in the stall.

Now, with the recent incident regarding the fat pedophile taking upskirt pics still fresh on their minds, the local police ain't taking any chances. 5 minutes later around 6 cops come into the food court looking pissed off. They see the brony family eating lunch and approach them.

Well Papa brony immediately gets up and starts waving his arms around over his head all angry. I can hear him yelling something about 'probable cause' and other legal bullshit. The mother is all 'why aren't you all out shooting black people for no reason you fascist scum?!'

The one cop demands to see the mother's phone and she ain't having none of that. The husband then yells 'you stay away from my Fluttershy' and shoves the cop.

Well the tasers come out and it's ON!!!! They taze this fat fuck and beat his ass down and it is glorious. The kids are crying, the mother jumps on one of the cops and SHE gets tazed for her stupidity!! Meanwhile I am recording the whole thing to post on my You Tube later. I bet I get like 5 million hits! I'm going to make mad bank!

So the moral of the story is: Bronies are always guilty of something, usually pedophilia, so just call the cops on em regardless.

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Bronies should be put to death

Bronies are a cancer on society. A Brony is a grown man (usually autistic or retarded) who watches My Little Pony. Bronies are, by definition, pedophiles. Every single brony on Earth is using this fandom to stalk young children. This is a FACT and it is NOT in dispute.

Look at some examples of Bronies:

BTW that last pic is WOWS pedophile and stalker Chobittsu.

Anyway, there is only ONE FINAL SOLUTION to the Brony menace:

I will write more tonight
Thanks for reading!
Steff

Jake D Getty AKA Chobittsu the homophobe

So today I get another lovely message from Jake Getty aka Chobittsu, my fat obsessed stalker from World of Warships. Here it is, unedited for content:

So you freak out when guys look at you or hit on you but you have no problems showing off your body to and showering with a lesbian? You sound like a total dyke to me. Don't you know homosexuality is WRONG according to your fucked up Orthodox Religion you follow? FUCK YOU you dyke cunt, you and the rest of the carpet munchers should die. -Chobit-389


Sigh. SO much hate.

First off, I am NOT a lesbian. Second, I am comfortable enough in my own sexuality that showering next to a lesbian, knowing she is looking at my body with desire, does NOT bother me. She knows I am not into that, she knows the boundaries, she will not cross them. Unlike Chobittsu, who apparently has unresolved issues of his own sexuality, I am confident in MINE.  And dumb ass, how am I NOT supposed to shower with her, we have GYM at the same time. Fucking idiot.

And getting hit on by a guy, especially the older ones who always seem to have a thing for me, is WAY different than what happened at school. This girl (I will refer to her as Bekah, which isn't even close to her real name) was upfront about it, was NOT gross or offensive, and did not make any vulgar or immoral statements to me.

As a matter of fact, I was talking with Bekah today (both in and out of the shower) and she actually turns out to be pretty cool with a lot of the same interests and beliefs I have. SO I think she may end up being a friend.

I am sure Chobittsu though would like to exterminate any homosexual he comes across since he seems to hate them so much. It is a shame, the world would be such a better place without the hatred people like him spew.

Once again, I just hand his messages over to dad who then forwards them to the lawyer. Chobittsu will eventually be in a LOT of trouble for his harassment of me.


I will write more later.

Thanks for reading!
Steff