Showing posts with label shorts. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Oh the Drama

So bekah calls me and she is all "Steff I want to talk" and I am all "Of course!" and she is all "I need to come over so we can talk" so I say "sure!" So she comes over and texts me from the drive way and says "Can we talk outside?'

Oh  My God she is a total drama queen.

So I walk outside to her car and she is all leaning against the door and I say "whats up?" and she just starts blabbering about what we did yesterday and today and how it is fucking with her mind and emotions and she is all "how can we do the things we do but you will not go any further? please understand, I am not saying I dont love it, I do, and I get the whole 'bonding' thing...but Steff, what we do is exactly what lesbians do when they have sex. In my head, this is what it is and the fact you refuse to call it that or acknowledge what you are doing IS lesbianism is really fucking me up emotionally"

So I smack her right across the face, hard, like full force. It stung my hand. She staggers back and is holding her cheek and looks at me and has tears in her eyes and just says "Why?"

So I tell her "Bekah, being a lesbian is sinful and immoral. It is against God and the true Orthodox faith. What you and I do is bonding, an intimate form of bonding of love between two BFF's, NOT between two sex crazed lezbo dykes. A lesbian would stab you in the back and cheat on you in an instant, a BFF never will. A lesbian would hurt you, I never will. A lesbian would never really love you, I ALWAYS WILL"

And she just looks at me in total confusion and i can see I am NOT getting through to her.

So I say "Look, Bekah. I know your brain is corrupted by your deviant lesbian ways and you do not think straight sometimes, but it is ok, I forgive you for that. But you need to understand if you want to continue what we have, you need to STOP calling it lesbianism. As a matter of fact, YOU need to STOP being a lesbian completely."

and she says "I can't stop being what I am" and I shake my head and reply "That is just what you have been brainwashed to believe. NO ONE is born a lesbian, it is a CHOICE and just like you can choose to stop doing drugs, you can STOP being a lesbian. But like any deviant addiction, you have to WANT to stop."

She bows her head and just looks so sad. So I know its time for caring, nurturing Steffi. I walked up to her and put my arms around her and hug her tight. I lift her face in my hands and kiss the tears on her cheeks. I look her in the eyes and I tell her it is ok, that I will help her overcome her lesbian tendencies, and that I will never give up on her or stop being her BFF. She smiles a small smile and says "Ok Steff, for you. I will try." So I hold her even tighter and I run my fingers through her hair. I tell her she can come in if she wants but she says she has to go home because she told her parents she was going out for milk. So i tell her someday i want us to live together so she never has to go home because home would be with ME. and she says "You mean it?" and I reply "yes."

So now she is happier and I apologize for having to smack her but she needs to understand their are repercussions to deviant thoughts and words. She shakes her head yes and apologizes for her words and I tell her its ok. I hold her tighter and tell her i hate when she leaves and she admits that at night she falls asleep holding her pillow imagining it is me. That is so adorable!!! I ask her if she wants to see my pussy before she leaves and she says "can i?' and I say "yes" so she runs her hands under my miniskirt and goes to pull my thong down, but I taker her hands and guide them to my ass. She gets this look of surprise on her face but I just smile at her. She starts caressing my ass, running her hands all up and down it. She runs her hands between my ass cheeks and I whisper "lower" and she moves her fingers lower until her fingers at right at my hole. I whisper "go ahead" and she slowly massages my hole with her finger. It feels really good and i moan softly. She spreads my ass cheeks with her hands and I can feel my hole gape as she exposes it. she runs her fingers to the edge of it and pulls it open as far as she can as I moan softly. She runs her hands to the front of my thong and pulls it down, exposing my pussy which is now dripping wet. she lifts my miniskirt up so she can see it and i take her hand and guide it to just outside my pussy, so she can feel how wet I am.she massages me there, right on the edge of my pussy as I breathe heavy in her ear. Finally she stops and smiles at me and we embrace again. she whispers "I have to go, parents will get suspicious."

So she gets in her car and leaves and here I am writing this. I had to set her straight and I WILL break her of her lesbian immorality. Once I do, she will be without any immoral desires.

Thanks for reading!
Steff





Bronies and furries in MY SCHOOL!?!? I THINK NOT!!!!!

OMFG the cancer that is brony/furry fandom has infected my high school.

So I had to to stay after school to work on a science project and after I finished I had like 20 minutes before Bekah finished and we could leave so I was walking though the halls to go visit the old janitor, who is a good friend of mine...when what do my hella cute eyes see but a roomful of BRONIES AND FURRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I nearly threw up. One of the rooms was full of bronies in their MLP t-shirts and people in costume as animals (Furries)...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! So I act all cool and I walk into the room and say "hey everyone, cool outfits, whats going on?"

Well they were super excited I guess that a normal person was talking to them. One of the bronies, a really thin pasty skinned girl with horned rim glasses smiled at me and said "We formed a brony/furry fandom club for school. This is our first meeting! Are you planning on joining?"

And I was all "Uh, no I was just curious because of the outfits, which are cool btw. Hey, good luck on your club! I think its great that you guys have a safe space to go to!" and they all said thanks and I left.

ok.....ok...breathe Steffi do NOT go all into rage mode.

SO I decide I have to stop this bullshit like NOW so I go to the Principals office and let myself in.
The Principal sees me and rolls his eyes and says "Hello Miss (REDACTED) what is it this time?"
And I inform him of this immoral gathering of furry and brony deviants. And he says "Steffanie, I approved this club. All they do is talk about that show and make outfits to wear they are harmless." And I say to him "OH NO NO NO!, that is totally incorrect!"

So I whip out my phone and pull up all of the information I can about the degeneracy of bronies and furries. I show the Principal and ask him how he can allow such deviant perversions in our school?

SO he just sighs and says "I will look into it ok? but I am sure these particular folks are harmless. Not everyone in that fandom is a 'deviant' as you put it."

So I remind him who my dad is and how much money he has donated to this school and ask how else they could have gotten computers for the lab or all that scientific equipment in the biology lab. I tell him it would look bad if it got out our school supported bronies and furries.

So I finished up and go wait for Bekah. She walks outside and sees me and smiles and says "hey bff". And I am all "Hey bff" and we get into her car and start the drive to my house. I am wearing a mini skirt so I pull it up a little and open my legs to tease her and she laughs and is all "Steff you just can;t help it can you? You really want me to find a place to park where we can be alone and jump on you and grind like we did yesterday?" And I smile and say "Sure." So she gets all quiet and says "You serious?" and I say "Yes, I want to do it again. I want to do it every chance we get. I loved bonding with you like that, it just strengthens our total and absolute friendship"

So we drive to this part of the woods behind an old building I know no one goes to. I reach over and undo Bekah's zipper and pull her shorts off. I pull her panties down and she reaches under my skirt and runs her fingers up and down my thighs. She reaches under my thong and pulls it off. She climbs over to the passenger seat and mounts me as I wrap my legs around her waist. I am already wet and I can feel her pussy against mine. She starts rubbing her pussy against mine and I match the movements of her hips, She gasps loudly and I can feel her suddenly get VERY wet and that makes me just grind harder and she grinds back and the car is shaking as we go at it. I run my hands down to her ass and grab her ass cheeks and pull them apart as far as I can. She moans loud "Oh fuck" and leans down and bites my neck. This makes me pull her ass cheeks apart even harder as she bites my neck. She pounds and grinds against me hard and fast and we are both sweating and moaning. Suddenly she says "fuck I am going to cum" and I tell her "cum for me" and she loses control and starts having an orgasm. She cries out and buries her head on my shoulder as she grinds furiously against me as she cums. finally she slows down and stops and I kiss her face and tell her she is my BFF.
We laid there for a bit settling down and she says to me "for someone who claims she isnt a lesbian, you fuck like one." Well i am NOT having any of that lezbo shit so i say angrily "Bekah I am NOT a fucking lesbian ok? Lesbians are sinful and immoral. What we are doing is bonding as friends. We are not making out, we are not eating each other or fingering or anything. And don't you ever call what we do 'fucking" again or I will smack the shit out of you and never talk to you again."

So she gets all quiet and hurt looking and says softly "Im sorry" And I say "You better be, now get off of me I need to go home."

So she gets off of me and i put my thong back and and she drives me home without saying a word. I get out of the car and I say "remember what I said ok? I am serious. I will smack the fuck out of you and never talk to you again. We BOND we do NOT fuck. Get it?" And she says "I get it" and I smile and hug her and say "Good! I will talk to you in a bit."

Well that is all for now, I have to shower.
Thanks for reading!
Steff



Monday, September 18, 2017

Sunday stuff

So another Sunday comes to an end. It was an eventful day in the hella cute life of Steffi.

So I woke up this morning and called Bekah. I wanted to see how her "date" went and if she had lezbo sex. So she answers the phone all quiet and says "hey Steff". And I am all "So? do you dyke out?" and she says "I didn't go I cancelled the date."

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

So I am all "You cancelled? if you were going to cancel why didn't you just stay here with me!??!" And she said "I cancelled it as I was halfway to her house. I called and said my car was acting up and I had to reschedule. Then I just drove around a bit and went home."

OMFG

So i say "Well why did u cancel? I thought you wanted to get lezbo fucked." And she said "After seeing you I just wasn't in the mood, I needed to be alone." And I said "OMG whatever, come over" and she said "I don't know" and I wasn't having ANY of that so I tell her to get her ass over my house like NOW.

So she comes over and dad is all "hey Bekah" and dad says that if we are going to hang out at the house we need to be fully clothed or stay upstairs because friends are coming over for football. SO Bekah comes up to my room and sits on my bed and I look at her and say "Ok, what the fuck is going on?" And she says "After seeing you it just put me in a mood, I can't explain. I just needed to be alone for a while, that is all."

OMG such a drama queen.

So I decided to be all kind and nurturing and I sit behind her and start rubbing her shoulders and am all "It's ok bekah, you are my BFF and even if you are a sinful lezbo I will still always be your BFF, I promise." So she says "that feels good" and I rub her shoulders harder and start massaging her neck. I leaned back on my bed and pull her down with me so she is laying in my arms as I massage her shoulders. I pull her hair back and lightly kiss the nape of her neck and she moans softly. So I massage her shoulders for like an hour, telling her she is my BFF forever as she just melts in my arms. After a while I hug her tight and and softly kiss the top of her head. I think she fell asleep but she is awake and she says to me "I really do love being your BFF, I was scared when we started talking that you'd tell everyone who I really am." and I said to her "I'll never tell, it is a secret until you want it out."

So she turns over and now she is lying on top of me and she says to me softly "Can we be naked?" and I say "sure". So I lift off my tank top and go to pull off my thong and she says "can I?' so I shake my head yes and she slowly puts her fingers under the fabric of my panties and pulls them off of me. She leans back and I spread my legs for her, giving her a full view. she sighed and said "you have no idea" and I replied "I do know, believe me i do". So she lifts off her shirt and takes her bra off. she pulls off her jeans and her panties. I reach up and grab her by the shoulders and pull her onto me. I wrap my legs around her waist and say "You will always be my bff" she she sighs and kisses the top of my head.

I snuggle up to her and wrap my legs tight around her waist.I can feel her pussy against mine and I slowly start to move my hips back and forth and up and down, just ever so lightly. I can feel how wet she is and I know its dripping inside of me. So I make little circle motions with my hips and Bekah moves her hips in response. I ran my hands all up and down her back at the same time. She buried her head in my shoulder as we continue to rub against each other for nearly an hour. Finally our movements get slower and slower and we snuggle together and fall asleep till about 3 pm.

We got up and she smiled and said "I would rather sleep next to you as a friend like that forever than let another girl touch me." so I hug her tight and say "yeah, me too."

so we get dressed and go downstairs and make lunch as dad and his friends watch football (I actually put sweatpants on believe it or not). We finished the day watching Tv and playing Call of Duty.

So back to school tomorrow...BOO!!!!!

Thanks for reading!
Steff


Sunday, September 17, 2017

Punishment!

Its around 1am Saturday night and I can't sleep so I will write a blog entry.

So Bekah was over today. After the football game (which we won, YAY!) Bekah drove me home. dad went with his friends to some fishing show, I have no idea, so it was me and Bekah in my house. We went up to my room (I was still in my cheer outfit) and I was all happy because we won. I plopped down on my bed and asked Bekah if she liked my cheers and she said yes. So i asked her what she wanted to do and she said she couldn't stay late because she had a DATE TONIGHT.

What the actual fuck......

So I am all "Who the hell are you having a date with?" and she says "This girl I know from a few towns over, we met online and I haven't seen her in a while so I am going to go see her and we are going out." So I am all "Is she a lesbian too?!?!" and Bekah says "yes." I ask her if she is going to have lezbo sex with her and she says "I hope so."

What
the
fuck.....

So I am mad so I am all "Fine, whatever". I mean, whatever she is a lezbo and I am not but she is still MY BFF which means I COME FIRST....omfg...she needs to learn this. SO Bekah is all "Are you ok? are you mad?" and I am all "No, do whatever you want, go be lezbo if you must."

So Bekah sits next to me and says "Steff, you keep telling me you AREN'T a lesbian, but you are acting all mad and jealous that I have a date. What the hell is wrong?" so I turn over on my back and I say "You are my BFF, I should come first." So she says "You are also my BFF and you DO come first but I also need to date and be with other girls like me sometimes."

So I say "But I wanted to spend tonight with you!" and she says " I know but I also have a life too, and I have to live it, you need to understand." I wanted her to stay with me so i slowly start to open my legs and I am all "stay with me" and she says "Steff, stop it. That is not going to work this time. You always tease me and show me yourself but you wont give me yourself, that is why I am going out with someone tonight." So I say "I dont give you myself because I am NOT a lesbian!"

So Bekah lays down on her back next to me and stares up at the ceiling and says "I know you aren't, but I AM and I need to be with my own kind sometimes."

So I get a bright idea. I flip over and sit on her waist, straddling her. And I say "Ok but first I want to shower with you." and she is all "No Steff, no teasing." And I put my hands under her shirt to lift it up and she is FIGHTING ME and is all "Stop Steff". So I keep trying to lift her shirt up and she keeps stopping me and I am all "I want to see you" and she is all "Steff, no, its too much for me."

So I try to unbutton her shorts and unzip them and she tries stopping me and I am all "I want to see your pussy" and she is all "NO, cmon Steff" so I keep trying to unbutton and unzip her and she keeps trying to stop me. So I pin her arms down and I lean right up into her face and I say "I want to see your pussy before you let that lesbian eat it" and she says "Steff, no" So I say "I KNOW you will be thinking of me while she eats you, admit it." And she gets this look on her face and quietly says "Yes." So I say "So let me see your pussy then." And I try pulling her pants off and she keeps trying to stop me, but not as much as before.

SO I say to her "I know when she is eating your pussy and licking inside you, you will be imagining its me. But it never will be, all you'll ever be able to do is dream about it." And she softly says "I know." So again i say "Let me see your pussy" and this time she doesnt fight me. I unbuttoned her jeans shorts and unzipped them and pulled them off of her. I can see her panties are soaking wet, so I say "I know this is turning you on, you are all wet." and she softly says "Yes." so I run my fingers across her stomach and inside her panties and I can feel her wetness on my fingers and I pull her panties off. I lift her shirt up and undo her bra and now she is naked underneath me.

So i say to her "From now on whenever I want to see you naked do NOT fight me on it ok?" and she says "Yes" softly.  I look down and I can see her pussy is soaking wet. So I get off of her and take her hands and pull her up off the bed. I wrap my arms around her and she holds me tight and I whisper to her "Youll never have me and this is punishment for your sinful wicked lesbian desires. do you understand?" and she says "yes." and so I take her hands and lead her into the bathroom. I get undressed and we shower together.

Afterwards we dry off and she gets dressed and says she has to go for her date. I tell her to have a nice time and she drives off.

So now I am in bed wondering if that lesbian is eating her out. I guess I will find out tomorrow!

Thanks for reading!
Steff



Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Some cuteness for your day!

With all the ugliness going on today, we need some cuteness:











That's all for now, time for school!
Thanks for reading!
Steff

Friday, July 14, 2017

As the day ends...

Well I hit ranked 12, my highest ever rank on World of Warships. I am scared now to try and go higher, since from this point on losing means losing a rank. I have like 20 days left so I may get over my nervousness.

I was at the car wash today for a few hours. I had on my denim cut offs and a red half shirt top. It was sort of slow and so as we were sitting around one of the other girls started talking about how her BF likes when she sends him pics of herself in her underwear. I asked her:

"Aren't you afraid he is showing his friends? Don't you worry he may put them on the Internet?"

and she was all "Oh no, he would never do that he is a good guy".

So I said: "If he is such a good guy, WHY is he making you send him nearly nude pics?"

So she sort of sat there for a moment, like a light was going off in her head, and she said:

"You know Steff, you're kinda right. I just didn't think of it that way before."

Well no shit, you were too googly eyed at some punk ass playa who is jacking off to your nudes while probably showing all his friends! Why would ANYONE send someone their nudes or near nudes? What the hell is wrong with people? You shouldn't be taking your clothes off for ANYONE until your wedding night...DUH.

The only person who sees me in my underwear is dad, and he is my dad so that doesn't count anyway (plus at home I am always just in my underwear so he is used to it by now). And the ONLY way ANYONE is going to see me in ANY state of undress is my wedding night (if I even get married, which I doubt because the idea of physical contact of a sexual nature is repulsive to me). Stop sending inappropriate pics of yourselves!!!

Anyway, here is a cat watching a horror movie:


Thanks for reading!
Steff

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Chobittsu just won't learn will he

So as readers of this blog may know, World of Warships user Chobittsu (a 26 or so year old fat neckbeard who worships anime and has been accused of many illegal activities) has been sexually harassing me on the WOWS forums. Despite my many reports to the forum admins, his account has not been warned or blocked or sanctioned. There are a numerous users on WOWS forums who are "protected" by their admin friends, Chobittsu being one of them. However, these admins are also clueless neckbearded anime freaks (not all but most) so they have NO idea what the real world legal system is like, but they are about to find out.

You see, you cannot go on harassing a 16 year old girl without some sort of legal blow back, and Chobittsu is about to face his. The cruel, and sexually perverse messages Chobittsu leaves for me here and on the forums are all I need to drop the hammer of the law on his fat neckbearded ass.

Also, thanks to an anonymous tip from someone who has had run ins with Chobittsu, I have now in my possession certain damning information that will make this fat pedo-fuck wish he had never been born.


But now, for something cute!


and



Thanks for reading!
Steff

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Rained out!

It has been storming all day here so my car wash work day was rained out! Booo!! I was looking forward to it today because I had the cutest yellow cut offs and matching top. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

I found this video on You Tube and it is funny:


It was funny hearing that scared black guy panic because of the fireworks.

This is also a good video about cut off shorts:


and this one is about infinity pools (which we have in my house)



Thanks for reading!
Steff

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Happy Tuesday

It is Tuesday and another cute positive day in the great life of me, Steffi. Just showered off after fencing training and yoga and am ready to go to the car wash for a few hours. Our trip to Vancouver is coming up in 2 weeks, so I want to make sure I have my own earned spending money for it! I get an allowance from dad of $100 a week, but sometimes it isn't enough. At first I was hesitant on the whole "get a job so you have a sense of responsibility" thing, but as usual, dad was right. The fact that I now have extra money that I EARNED as opposed to having it handed to me, makes me feel even better about myself.

That is why I do not understand all those people who live on government handouts and who refuse to get a job or an education. They seem content to just coast and let hard working tax payers like dad foot the bill for their existence! And they all keep popping out babies, which gets them even MORE money from the government! Honestly, there should be NO public assistance from the government. That should be up to charities, religious organizations, and private individuals, NOT the government. If you refuse to work and you keep making babies then you should starve, sorry it is just reality.

I think I will wear my green denim cut offs today and a pale yellow sleeveless shirt to go with it. I think that is a cute combination. I asked my dad about that whole "upskirt" thing and he confirmed it is a pretty widespread issue online, with women not knowing them are being filmed. He said whoever is caught filming women like that should be publicly tortured and executed, and I agree. I do not understand the sick perversions of some people. I mean, yeah I have desires and curiosity about things sexually, it is natural, but good lord some people take it to the extreme.

I do not know what I will do after the car wash. I may sit in the sauna for a while. Dad has friends coming over to watch baseball which means I either have to be fully clothed OR I am banished to the upstairs of the house....BOOO!!

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Monday, July 3, 2017

Cute things

So I was reminded by someone that this blog is supposed to be about cute things. I guess I got so caught up in the haters I lost sight of that, but not anymore. So back to the cuteness and positivism!

So I LOVE this look! I can rock this 100%. I think the top is too nice for the car wash but I would wear this to the mall or the movies:


This one is also adorable as hell, VERY high on the cute scale:



This is also so very very cute. I love the simplicity and subtly of the look:

and of course, THESE light pink Converse:


These are the types of outfits I normally wear out, I like to be comfortable and cute.

That is all for now!

Thanks for reading!
Steff

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Yoga yoga yoga

I love yoga. It is very relaxing and is great for my physical fitness. It helps a lot with fencing as it makes me more agile and helps me control my breathing. I usually do "hot" yoga, where the room is heated up and I usually do it nude, I just find it more natural that way.

So now I am just jotting this down after yoga and fencing training because I have 15 minutes before dad drives me to the car wash for my first day at the job.

This is what I am basically wearing today to wash cars:

I think it is cute and I am cute so it works for me. Hopefully I will get some nice tips. I don't mind washing cars, it is good to be outside in the sun and the car wash is owned by a friend of my dad's so I know all the people working there.

Thanks for reading!

Steff